| Preface |
| Dedications |
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| Office Poetry | pg. 6 |
| Parking Space | pg. 9 |
| ID Badge | pg. 11 |
| Elevator Ride | pg. 13 |
| Cube Farm | pg. 16 |
| Desk Stuff | pg. 18 |
| The Coffeemaker | pg. 20 |
| Disgruntled Employee | pg. 23 |
| Always Late | pg. 26 |
| The Breakroom | pg. 28 |
| Vending Machine | pg. 30 |
| The Scavenger | pg. 33 |
| The Fax Machine | pg. 35 |
| Paper Jam | pg. 37 |
| Lunch Break | pg. 38 |
| Liquid Lunch | pg. 41 |
| Zipper Stain | pg. 43 |
| Shared Restroom | pg. 45 |
| Recognize My Shoes? | pg. 47 |
| Smoke Break | pg. 48 |
| The Dipper | pg. 49 |
| The Water Cooler | pg. 52 |
| Storage Cabinet | pg. 54 |
| Sick Day | pg. 56 |
| Fire Drill | pg. 58 |
| Self-Evaluation | pg. 60 |
| Please Micro-Manage Me | pg. 63 |
| Team Meeting | pg. 65 |
| Top Salesperson | pg. 68 |
| Blame Game | pg. 70 |
| Lateral Move | pg. 72 |
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| | Demotion | pg. 74 |
| A Raise | pg. 76 |
| Brownnoser | pg. 77 |
| Loudmouth | pg. 79 |
| Facilitator | pg. 81 |
| Personal Assistant | pg. 82 |
| CEO | pg. 84 |
| Gamer | pg. 87 |
| Spam | pg. 89 |
| Workstation | pg. 94 |
| The Day the Internet Went Down | pg. 96 |
| Irate Customer | pg. 98 |
| Monday | pg. 101 |
| Office Punks | pg. 103 |
| Office Affair | pg. 105 |
| Workaholic | pg. 107 |
| Sales Call | pg. 110 |
| Quota | pg. 112 |
| Company Bonus | pg. 116 |
| Company Stock | pg. 118 |
| Blue Blazer | pg. 120 |
| Casual Friday | pg. 122 |
| Office Mom | pg. 124 |
| Company Christmas Party | pg. 127 |
| Home Office | pg. 129 |
| Ode to Client Service Representatives | pg. 131 |
| The Walk | pg. 133 |
| The Interview | pg. 136 |
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| Index | pgs. 140-167 |
| Afterword | |
| About the Author - Acknowledgments | |
| About the Illustrator | |
| About Office Poetry | |
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